WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL :o]

my name is two, but i also go by GG. it's short for grimdarkGoat! i fluctuate between a few pronouns sets, so check my bio.here, you can learn some more about me. some of this information might be important to know before interacting with me, so please read over my byf if you don't have time for the rest of my carrd. thank you!

Two/GG/dave, other names are also OK. Seb is for friends only!!
eighteen (24/12)
♑/caprilo
chaotic neutral
honk/he/it/they
MOSTLY non-dysphoric transmasc non-binary polyamorous
neurodivergent
i do not engage in discourse.

HI!! my name is two, but i go by many names. i'm okay with being called any of them, as long as i know you're reffering to me! i'm eighteen and my personality consists of bits and pieces thrifted from an assortment of fictional characters. im a clown, and i'm just another transgender on the internet with red hair and pronouns. i like scenemo culture and i can't decide on being a 2010's sparkle dog or shadow the hedgehog's edgier cousin. welcome to my blogto the undoubted majority of homestuckers on my profile, i'm a caprilo (capricorn + prospit + heart) player.

INTERESTS

FANDOMS

lined means i interact with this content frequently on my account. bold means it's particularly dear to me. crossed out means i post minimal content on the subject. anything not in bold can be tagged upon dm request

»** dragons**
»** attack on titan**
» scene culture
» emo/gybergoth culture
» character design
» flight rising
» 2000's aesthetics
» minecraft modding
» roleplaying
» roblox games (yeah)

homestuck «
pokémon «
warrior cats «
steven universe «
dead by daylight «
vocaloid «
object shows «
FNaF «
my little pony «
danganronpa «

note that i understand some of the above can contain insensitive or offensive subject matter to certain people. i am aware of this and interact with this content critically.

LITERALLY ME

other kins
(all doubles are OK except for two)
all of these are comforts as well!

» dragons (concept)
» lurantis
» lightbulb
» minecraft spider
» ananas dragon cookie
» shadow the hedgehog
» connor murphy

vampires (concept) «
krookodile «
paintbrush «
minecraft enderman «
dinosour cookie «
pricetag «
lemmy koopa «

discomforts:
i'd prefer if these weren't repeatedly brought up around me.hamsters/hampter memes
ferrets (art & irl)
spiders (irl)
eridan ampora
gamtav (ship)

please tag:
doxxing
cat death (even implied)
transphobia (gender binary enforcment specifically)
ticksdon't hit on me in public interactions, unless you use tone indicators. can't believe this has to be said.

byf:
I DO NOT DO PROSHIP/ANTI DICOURSE,
and i do not induldge in / post anything 'problematic'. i am not a "proshipper". i am not an "anti". i am an adult and i pay taxes. i like to play and draw.
do not publically tag me in call-out posts, i will 100% ignore them. instead, shoot me a DM and allow me to read it at my own disgression.

dni (real dni here /j)basic dni
anti xenogender/neopronouns (aka exclus/transmed)
anti blm/pro cop
condone harassment of any kind.
anti self dx
post mainly/exclusively k-pop, jojo's, dreamwastaken (other mcyt is fine)
cishet neurotypical unless i follow first
post about my squicks/discomforts unless i follow first
14 or under unless i follow first

real and legit dni. absolutely accurate. not at all a joke. very serious. /j
(feel free to tag yourself!)DNI IF YOU:
eat apples without the skin, think monster ultra tastes like anything but soap, don't believe in 2 supremacy, don't kin danganronpa, don't kin homestuck, enjoyed the homestuck epilouges, enjoyed homestuck^2, are a scorpio, watch those POV playlist videos, born on a holiday, think you're cooler than me, don't have numbers in your @, under 155 cm or over 177 cm, don't like dragons, aren't emo, like anime, like k-pop, listen to the radio, are right handed, aren't a monster fucker, don't listen to vocaloid, speak more than two languages, don't like sweets, are a virgin, know how to spell, british, french, american, have pronouns in bio, identify as human, use apple products willingly, pirate minecraft, don't pirate other video games, likes math, has a job, never played U.B funkeys, never played skylanders, musical kid, theathre kid, uses proper grammar, sleeps with one pillow, never had an animation meme fase, never had a nintendo fase, doesn't own a wii, have a good relationship to your parents

THANK YOU FOR READING MY CARRD!!! here's some cool stuff as a reward for sitting through this mess.GG's top ten!special thanks:
grymm 4 bein the best moirail ever
taelyn for bein one of the coolest clowns around
nova for being high probably 24/7